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Kaitlyn was excited the guys chose her as The Bachelorette as she talked to Chris Harrison.  She made some great connections at the Cocktail Party and she was ready for the adventure of a life time.

Meanwhile, Britt was crying in her hotel room as she told her mother on the phone that she was not chosen to continue as the lead.  That is until Brady knocked on her door.

Group Date—I see this ending with a ring.

Semi-Exclusive... 51681527 'The Bachelorette 2015' starts filming episodes for the upcoming season in Los Angeles, California on March 15, 2015. Kaitlyn Bristowe, Chris Harrison and Laila Ali were on hand as the guys were put through a boxing match to decide who will get their shot with Kaitlyn. If one of the fights a contestant gets knocked out. 'The Bachelorette 2015' starts filming episodes for the upcoming season in Los Angeles, California on March 15, 2015. Kaitlyn Bristowe, Chris Harrison and Laila Ali were on hand as the guys were put through a boxing match to decide who will get their shot with Kaitlyn. If one of the fights a contestant gets knocked out. Pictured: Kaitlyn Bristowe FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

JJ stepped up as the season villain immediately when he said he didn’t see competition on the group date.  What a prick.  He needs to go home now.  I can’t stand the people who are in it to compete.  I know it’s a reality show, but I want to see romance, not someone trying to win the game.

Kaitlyn took the guys to meet Laila Ali for a boxing date.  Oh goody, the guys were going to box each other.  Ugh.  I hate these dates.  Someone always ends up getting hurt and going to the hospital.  I’d rather watch something fun.  I usually fast-forward through these dates or play Candy Crush Soda Saga until it’s over.

THE BACHELORETTE - "Episode 1102" - Eight excited bachelors arrive at a boxing gym to meet Kaitlyn. Little do they know what will hit them - literally! Undefeated World Boxing Champion Laila Ali is waiting to train them, putting the men through a rigorous boxing workout. Afterwards, Laila lands a surprise punch when she announces that the guys will battle one another in a sudden death boxing competition. The winner will get more alone time with Kaitlyn. Ben Z., who is built like a prize fighter, is so intimidating, the other bachelors have second thoughts. Much to Kaitlyn's surprise, the guys don't pull any punches and are truly invested in slugging it out to win her heart. However, one decisive match between Ben Z. and a scrappy underdog goes awry in a major way, on "The Bachelorette," MONDAY, MAY 25 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/Rick Rowell) LAILA ALI, KAITLYN BRISTOWE

Kupah seemed to be in his own world to the point that Kaitlyn forgot he was on the date.  He was into talking to Laila and training for the fight more than he was getting to know Kaitlyn.

Daniel fought Ben Z?  Seriously?  Actually, Ben Z against anyone.

Jared ended up going to the hospital after fighting Ben Z.  Wow, I’m shocked.  The giant with big muscles pummeled someone who ended up at the hospital.  Why does the show do this every season?

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During the party that night, Kaitlyn spent time getting to know each of the guys individually.  Until she received a note from one of the producers.  She was told to go downstairs to see someone.  It was Jared back from the hospital.  He had to go back to the hotel for rest, but wanted to see Kaitlyn first.  They shared a hot kiss.  They look good together!

Kaitlyn went back upstairs for more time with the guys who could still see straight after the boxing date.

She gave the rose to Ben Z and also shared a kiss.

Clint, you take my breath away.

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JJ played the arrogance card once again when the date card arrived.

Clint and Kaitlyn took off in a red Mercedes for an underwater photoshoot date.

Underwater photoshoots are the rage for engaged couples?  Really?  Why?  Okay, I scuba dive, so I could see something like that for myself, but not the average person.  Ugh, to make it worse, it’s in a swimming pool.

They shared their first kiss underwater.

Kaitlyn enjoyed her time with Clint and the fact that he brought out a romantic side in her.  She gave him the rose.

 

Group Date—I’m looking for a man who will stand up for me.

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JJ had to speak again.  I didn’t pay much attention to what he said.  I’m already over him and his obnoxious attitude.

Tony asked Justin for some advice for his date with Britt.  Bwahahahahaha!  I knew someone would do it.  Then, he ended the conversation saying he was there for Kaitlyn.  This guy cracks me up.

Kaitlyn took the guys to a stand-up comedy club with Amy Schumer and a bunch of other powerful female comedians.

Kaitlyn and Amy hit it off immediately.

JJ and Amy—not so much.  She made fun of his arrogance and he didn’t get the joke.  She said he was a sweetheart, but was missing charisma, humility, and a sense of humor.  She thought he should be the next Bachelor.  Love it!

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Most of the guys bombed on stage, but I have to give it to them for trying.  It’s hard to do.

Chris was worried about having tomatoes thrown at him, but he was actually cute and funny.

Tony was excited and said he felt like he had been training for it his enter life.  Oh geez.  Bathroom break!  No one would miss anything if they took a break while he was on stage.

Later that night, after spending individual time with the guys, and kissing many of them, she gave the rose to JJ.  Ugh, Amy was supposed to be her instant friend.  Didn’t she give Kaitlyn her opinion on the guys?

Cocktail Party

Kaitlyn looked stunning.  She glams up nicely.

The guys decided to let the guys who didn’t have a rose get some time with Kaitlyn first, except JJ.  He grabbed her first.  Shocker.  What a douchebag.  The guys pretty much said the same thing I did.

When Ian had his alone time with her, he told her his story about how he was hit by a car going 60 mph.  They told him that he’d never run again, after he ran track at Princeton, and he taught himself to run again anyway.  They exchanged one hot kiss!  Wow, if I was Kaitlyn, it would be show’s over.  Send the guys home.  If she doesn’t choose Ian, he should be the next Bachelor!  He’s hot, well-educated, and has wisdom.  That’s a rare combination.

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Kupah said he didn’t want to be there if he was the minority there to meet a quota.  Ugh, as if he was the only guy there that wasn’t white.  Isn’t he the one who wanted a trophy wife and called Ryan M “white boy wasted?”  Sounds like he’s the racist douchebag.

Whew!  Kupah next confronted Kaitlyn and it didn’t go well!  She stood her ground with him and told him what she truly thought about him neglecting her.  He dug himself a deeper hole and she told him she felt a connection to him until he questioned her.  He didn’t expect that!  She told him what was attractive about him initially, but wasn’t feeling it anymore.  He told her he wanted to stay, but she said she’d need time to think about it.

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Kupah went and told some of the other guys about his conversation with Kaitlyn, and he was loud enough that she heard him from where she was sitting alone.  He said she wasn’t even looking at him and how he flew 3000 miles for a shot, blah, blah, blah.  She walked over to him immediately and told him she needed to talk to him.  She pulled him inside and told him he had to go.  He was not happy.  He told her that she was “hot, sexy, and pretty” and didn’t want to go home.  She told him there was more to her than that.  Woo hoo!  You go girl!  He kept insisting he stay.  She told him to leave.  Kaitlyn hits a knockout!!

Jared beats Kupah  Take that Kupah!  You lost again!

Kupah went outside and was being questioned by production about leaving, and he became even louder and more obnoxious.  Kaitlyn went outside to confront him again.

To be continued…

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Britt and Brady were shown happy together.  He asked her if she would be his girl.  Be his girl?  I know he’s a singer, but has he been performing Grease somewhere? Who says that anymore?  Well, Britt seemed to like it and agreed to be his girl.

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